ARKiMiDIS THEORMJab Koi Ldki kisiL adke K Pyar ME Puri Ya Ansik Roop Se Dubti HAI.TO Uski Padhai Me Ayi Kami us Ladke K Pyar Me Hui Badhotri Ke Barabar Hoti HAI

M.D.U. pesh karta h khas 3rd JAN. se 3 ghante ka rangarang karyakrm, "UD GAYE TOTE" watch live in examination hall n experience d thunder... aana jaru

Tumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara saala haiWah WahTumhari patni ka bhai lagta tumhara sala haiDaya says: Abhijeet mujhe to lagta jaroor daal mein kuch kala hai

Girl (in a romantic way) to Rajnikant : Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Rajni babu..............................Rajnikant : 0.0782576 Rupees..MIND IT !!!

Ur a "flower" in englishIn sanskrit "pushp"In arabi "Zuhra"In urdu "Gul"Dont b so happy,bcozin hindi ur a"FOOL"

u know y OBAMA iscoming 2 india.just 2 request indian govt dat."hamari puri miltary,airforce, technology aap lelo."bas hame "RAJNIKANT"de do.

Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai...Books hai.Notes hai.Time hai.Mauka hai.or hausla to itna hai ki jab chahu padh sakta hun....Bus 1 hi baat ki kami hai.......MOOD:-

ae khuda apne pass meri ye amant rakhna,rahe jab tak dosti duniya salamat rakhna,bujha dena meri aankho ke diye,magar unki aankho ke har khwab ko salamat rakhna.

HAMARE YAHAANaya,Purana,Achha,Kharab,Taaza,Baasi,Tuta Futa,.. SABHI Prakar ke SMS Swikar Kiye Jaate Hai... BHEJTE RAHO....NOTE : Hamari Dusri Koi Branch Nahi Hai

Aik baat hamesha yad rakhiye…Qalam ki ehmiyat Talwar se ziyada hoti hai,Kyun k…Talwar se kabi Shalwar mein nara nahi dala ja sakta!Shukriya…

kaun hai wo aadmi jisne yeh harkat ki..........kaun hai wo aadmi jisne yeh harkat ki.............daya pata lagao ki yeh bandook ki goliyan kisne khatam ki.......

Zardari Ko Abhi Tak Joota Nahi Laga To Kya DEFECT Hai?Wah WahZardari Ko Abhi Tak Joota Nahi Laga To Kya DEFECT Hai?Aakhir JOOTAY Ki Bhi Koi SELF RESPECT Hai. :-)

GGGGGMain aapko ye to nahi kahta kMain aapko msg karta hun to aap bhi mujhe msg karo.Pr mery pyare dosto tum jinda bhi hoYa batane k liye to ek msg kr diya karo.

"MOAT" par bhi mujhe yaqen hai "TUM" par bhi Aitebaar hai...Dekhna hai pehlay kon aata hai "MUJHE" dono ka "INTEZAR" hai.

Aaj jaake bhagvaan ki sharaarat shamaj aa edharti par aapki najakat shamaj aa eaapka yaha aana to ek itaafaaq tha......aakhir RAVAN ke baad kisi ko to aana tha..