Aapko phone kiya to network bola,namaskar, paglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai,aap jis pagal se baat karna chahte haiis waqt uska DIMAAG switch off hai plz try late

Galz can never b equal 2 Boys!Coz it takes courage 2 wear d sameclothes 4 a week and still think,"ABHI TO KAPDE THIK THAK HE,2 DIN AUR CHALENGE"! !! :-):-M

Tohafa kya aaj tumhe main yaar du,Bachi chand khushiya bhi tumpe apni waar du,Maangi thi jo us khuda se tumhaare liye,Un sabhi duaao ka tujhe main upahaar du…

Hitler bhi chala gaya….Sadam mara gaya……..Bin laden ka pata nahi…Tum bhi dikte nahi…….Lagta hai dharti pe ache din aa gaye..

Aj Rat 12:00am Se 1 SMS=Rs:3.99 Rs+tax/sms.AndCal=Rs:4.50 Rs+taxTamam Free SMS Or Night Packages Khatam Ho Rahy Hain. Sab Ko 4wd Karo.....Logo Ko Dara Dara k GEO. :-)

Sbhi frnds ko suchit kia jata haik 24 AUG ko MOB Band rkhe,KYO K kuch sararti ldkiya haiJo RAKHI sms kr skti hai.Apki zra c laparwai apko "BHAI" bna skti h.

Param Pujya Mitra,Prnam,Apke sndesh na milne se hm ati vichlit avastha me hain Krpya apne"chalit durbhas yantr"se sndes bhejte rhen, man Prafullit rahta hai

Baap ne kaha ghar chod do,Maa ne kaha Paro ko chod do,Paro ne kaha daru chod do,Ek di ayega jab girlfriend kahegi:-................Bhaiya, In Bacho ko school chod do.

Tere intezaar may choda duniya ka sath,Tere intezaar may choda apno ka sath,Jb tujhey jana hi tha tu kyu diya wado ka sath,Rah gaya ab may bs apno gamo k saath…

Main aasha karta hun Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se, Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho.Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo

Bas apne dil ke sukun ke liye duniya chod toh du...Par kaise dil dukhau us khuda ki mahurat ka jo roz darwaze par khade ye kehti hai"Beta ghar jaldi AA JAna"

"_______ karna to koi tumse sikhe..."Fill in blank for me. send this message to your friends and get cool replies but reply me first...Kuch acha reply karna.

Rang barase bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali ..re ! abe ab ghar jao nahi to JUKAAM lag jayega

Hey mere malik...mai tujh se behtar unhe janta hnu,tu unhe itna gum na de,,,wo seh nahi sakte...jo kuch dena hai to mujhe de kyoki hm unk gum k bina rah nahi sakte....

Ek tota car se takaraya or behosh ho gaya car wale ne useuthaya ghar lejakar pinjare me rakh diya hosh aane par tota bola"aaila" jail ! car wala mar gaya kya