Bhagwaan Kare ki Aane wale naye din mein aapki khushiyan Draupdi ki saari ki tarah badhein aur gam Bipasha K kapdo ki tarah Kum ho kar Mallika K kapdo ki tarah Khatam ho Jaye.

Tabiyat theek nahi thi,Doctor key paas gaya tha to doctor ne bola,Ek paagal ko sms bhej do sub theek ho jayega,Aur maine aapko sms bhej diyaAb zara acchi lag rahi hai tabiyat.

A very true thought:"Wenevr i wana fall in luv wid my books.My bed falls in luv wth me"n I believe,pyar usise karo jo tumse pyar kare..Isnt it?Muj bahut nini ati hai

Speciality of girlsshimla - cute,bangalore- stylish,mumbai- hot,kashmir- sweet,punjab- bindaas,nDELHI- kuch ho na ho, par maa kasam "ATTITUDE" ki koi kami ni h....;)

ye pyar karnewale bahut khudgarj hote hai, apne parents ko bhi bhul jate hai keval isliye ki unhe koi sathi mil jaye par unhe nahi pata hota pariwar ka hathi dubara nahi milta

LIFE MEANS:-6 frnds,2 bikes bt no petrol.exam nite,6 duffers n no notes.sitting on sea view,6 smokers n only 1 ciggarete!1 girl,6 frnds n all saying "teri bhabhi hai"

Dunya bewafa hoskti hai"TUM NAHI"Dunya Zalim hoskti hai"TUM NAHI"Dunya harjai hoskti hai"TUM NAHI"jalebi seedhi hosakti hai"LEKIN TUM NAHI..:

agar apko koi smart,intellegent,handsome,cool,cute,brave,charming kahe to.............to use zor se thappar mare, uski himmat kaise hui ke aapko november mai APRIL FOOL banaye.

Ab to pathano k bharam hi alag h0gaye hain“FARAZ”Jis k0 dekh0 yehi kehta phir raha hai“Mr president! My name is khan and I am n0t a terr0rist”…..

Ye keh kar wo mujhay Akaila chourh gaya,"FARAZ"......¤¤¤¤¤¤¤¤Paidal aajaa o!DoUbLe SaWaaRi par Pabandi hai....

Koi khwayish Teri adhuri nA rhe,Jise chahe tu usse kbhi Teri doori nA rhe..Khushiyon k itne phool khilen aapki zindagi me,Aapke liye Hamari •YAAD• bhi jruri nA rahe..!

SAPNE Ka Pehla Lafz "S" Hai..Agar "S" Ko Nikal Du To "Apne"Rehe Jate Hai..Or Agar "APNE"Sath Ho To"SAPNE" Zarur Pure Hote Hai..

Abay khajoor…Zoo se bhaagay hue langoor….Abay saray hue kele k chhilkay…Chusay hue aam, circus k retired bandar…(Aisa kisi ko na kehna feel hota hai).

Apna Purse kholo Or usme se 1000 Ka Note Nikalo..Gandhiji Ka Photo Dekh Kar Bolo " Happy Birthday " BAPU"Wo Note Le Kar Kal Milo " Birthday CELEBRETE Karenge.

An exercise for you:kripaya apne sar pe haat daaleAaram se tatoleKhoob TatoleAb bataye aapke sar pe kitne seeng hai?...EK BHI NAHI?Kahan se Aayengegadhe ke sar pe seeng nahi hote.