"AAP"jante ho hame kya pasand h?Bela ki"MEHAK"Raat ki"CHANDNI"Shaam ki"UDAASI"December ki RAATEIN,Doston ki BAATEINAurIs msg ka pehla lafz.

Specialty of girls :Chennai : IntelligentChandigarh : stylishPunjab : ColorfulMumbai : HotKashmir : AttractiveUP : kuch ho na hoparBy godAttitude ki koikami nhi hai……

Najane Ye Waqt Kaha Se Aata Hai, Kitno Ko Apne Sath Le Jata Hai, Is Waqt Ko Abhitak Koi Samajh Na Paya Na Samjhenga, Ye Waqt Kal Phir Aayenga Aur Kisi Apne Ko Apne Sath Lejayenga.!

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"SHAETAN" ne kaha:kisi NAIK insan ka number do mai us ko tung karon ga!maine AAP ka number diya to "SHETAN" bola:Abay marwaya ga kya,yeh to BOSS ka number hai..

Teri Palkon Mein Kabhi Na Aansu Aye,Yahi Duwa Hai Rab Se Meri,Tere Chahre Se Kabhi Muskan Na Jaye,Yahi Duwa Hai Rab Se Meri,Teri Zindagi Me Aye Hum,Yahi Duwa Hai Rab Se Meri…

Bhot dard hota h jb teachr kehta hai…::tumhara aur tumhare aage wale kaanswer same tha..:p...tb dil se awaaz aati h…....toh saale question b to same hi tha…:-))

Jab bhi dil me aapki khushi ki dua aai haiis dil ne sachi khushi paai haiDarr lagta hai kahi chot na aaye aapke dil ko mere lafzon seKyuki aapki khushi me meri khushi samai hai.....

Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,

“Hum sirf dost hain”“Girls is bat ke use karte hai jab wo ek relation suru karte hai,Boys is bat ko use karte hai jab wo ek relation khatam karna chahta hai”.

Pakistan investigatios aur ScotlandYard ki nakami k baad,Banazir Bhutto murder case ab Sony T.v kiCID team ko de dia gaya hai,Umeed hai keAb ye case aik ghante mein hal ho jaye ga ...

Sabse pyara lafz "MAA" heSabse nazuk lafz "Aurat" heSabse masoom lafz "Dua" heSabse mushkil lafz "Intezar" heSabse qimti lafz "MUSKURAHt he

Ek idea ap ka jivan badal skta h., mgar ek mahila apka idea bdal skti h....!Isliye hmesha apne jivan m ane wali mahilaye bdlte rhe taki ap k idea bi badlte rhe....Wt an idea sarji....!

Take CAre DIL bola ANKH se "Dekha karo kam" "dekhte ho Ap aur Tadapte hai Hum" ANKH boli DIL se "Chaha karoo Kam" "Chahte ho Aap aur Rote hai Hum"

Pyaaar To Jaaan Humne sirf Tumhi se kiyaa he..wah wah ..Pyaar to jaaan humne sirf tumhi se kiyaa he.....wah wah ..ACP : Ye natak band karo . aur chup chap bolo . ye khoon kisne kiya he ?