arz kia hai kayaap ki shakkal agar gadhay say milti haiwah wah subhanAllahaap ki shakkal agar gadhay say mitli haitois main becharay gadhay ki kia ghalti hai??ha ha ha

Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,,Ap husn waleHum "DIL" waleAp dolat waleHum "SMS" krne wale,,OR,,Ap sirf...Free me parh k"MUSKURANEY" waley.

Brown: Dil Ki Baat Dil Me Rakhte Ho,Blue:Kisi Se Bahut Pyaar Karte Ho.Grey:Selfish,Green:Romantic,Black:Apne Se Zyada Dusro Ki Khushi Ka Khyal rakhte ho.wah kya bat he.

chuhe ko billi lagi gori,dono milne lage chori chori,chuha bola aa gori khele aakh me choli,billi ne khaya chuhe ko aur boli.....................I HATE LUV STORIES

ek ladka jangel me khogya @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ @ jangel me khoya hai phone me nahi phone me kya dundh rahi hoHA.HA.HA

Sholey ki team ne IPL me part liya,Gabbar ke bowler ne 20 Over me 150 run diye aur extra me 200 run diyeBatao kyun?. . . . .. .. . .. . . .Kyunki wicketkeepar thakur tha

Chand se rohsni ziyada aur sitaron se kam nikli...Wah Wah...Chand se rohsni ziyada aur sitaron se kam nikli...Aur jab bhi mein ne aap ko dekha..Meri hansi ek dum nikli..

Wishng U A “Happy DIWALI“ i know ye jaldi he Par kya karu bahut sare sweet young girl or boy friends ko wish karna he socha pehle BUZURGO ko nipta du…

Tumhara Naam Hawa Pe Likha, To Bikhar Gaya.Rait Pe Likha, To Mitt Gaya.Pani Pe Likha, To Beh Gaya.Aur Jab Dil Pe Likha To..Heart Attack Ho Gaya.Please Change Your Name...

Naam Movie Ka Best Song,..Main To Baap Hu Mere Kya Hai,Teri Maa Ka...Teri Maa Ka...Teri Maa Ka......Moral...Gaane Suno Magar Purani Cd Se Nhi,Varna Aise Hi Phasegi,... :)

Sad story :(2 chuzon ko ek dusre se pyaar ho jata haijab dono bade hote hai to unko pata chalta hai ki.........dono murgay haiMoral:Kachi umar ka pyaar!na aar na paar ;-)

Elephant proposed an ant,"I LUV U"ANT:"How many times i hv 2 tell u,I LV U 2 bt Humre ghr me inter"SIze" marriages nhi hoti,PLz mujhe bhul jao...

suhavani or dravni raat me sirf ek farak hai.agarg raat ko teddy ko hug karke so jao to raat suhavni ae.or agar agge se teddy bhi hug kar laye to raat dravni hai...!!!!!!

B4 Going 2 Toilet IMRAN HASHMI "lagi lagi lagi"wen he is in Toilet "1 bar aaja aja"after Toilet he sing "juda ho k b tu mujme abhi baki h"..

Kisi ki khushi main shareek na ho balkay us ki khushi ki vajah bano, aur her kisi k dukh main shareek ho na k kisi k dukh ki vajah bano, then life will be more beautiful .