I LOVE YOU...........ye msg 10 ladkiyo ki wall par post kro aur jeeto. apne nazdiki police station jane ka sunehra mauka Sath hi rehna,khana aur body masaage ekdum MUFT...

()”. .”()( O )( ‘.TUSI Ki Ker Rahy ho?()”. .”()( (””) )( /#’)Haye Rabba!Menu Yad Kr Rahe O!SoooooooooSweeeeeeetKaro G Karo.

eyes are best friends: Dono ek saath jhapakti hain, roti hain, soti hain but if they see a girl, keval ek hi jhapakti hai,Moral: A girl can break any strong relation......

Danton ko bachanay k 3 tareekay1..Rozana Brush karna2..Choclate or sweets kam khana3..!!!!!!!Muj se kabhi panga na lena...So keep sending sms and smile wid all 32 teeth..!!

Respected,International Kanjus,Thanks for not sending any Sms,You will win “Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award”Na na sms mt karna,Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye...

Larka Apni Girl Friend Se:Tum Bin Main Mar Jaunga PARVEENWah Wah WahTum Bin Main Mar Jaunga PARVEENWo Muskurai, Or Boli"AMEEN" "AMEEN" "AMEEN"

chand sitaro se hoti haidosti khaso se hoti haimukaddar bhi badlega samndar jaisaSURAJ ko dekho isvar jaisaugte suraj se jo kamna karte haiBHAGVAN un sab ko puri karte hai.

Girlfrnd ke Aansu aur boyfrnd ke aansu mein kya fark hai?Girfrnd ke aansu farmaish puri karwane ke liye nikalte hainJabkiboyfrnd ke aasu unhe pura karte karte nikalte hain.

Beautiful Lines for U-.............--------'````````~~~~~~~~********++++++++""""""""@@@@@@@@########Aaj k liye itni variety kafi hai!

Woh Joota Sharma K Ye Kehta Hua Pehle He Gir Gaya Faraz........Aakhir Meri Bhi Kuch Izzat Hai.Nahi Jana Maine Us Moonchon Waly Kuttay K Paas.Ha Ha Ha....Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.. :-)

pareshan hu mai yar….delivery nahi huyi hai yar…mere glfrnd ke……sms ki!.kal bheja tha usne msg…abhi tak nahi aaya hai..waise tum kya samje?

ek rahen chillu,ek rahen billu,chillu 11 me padhat rahen,billu 12 me padhat rahen,or ek hamar dost rahen ULLU,u ka karat rahen,,,,,, u daant niakal k hasat rahen,,, aise,,, :)

Zyada thanda peene se mujhko ho gayi khansi......Gaur Farmana Ji..........Zyada thanda peene se mujhko ho gayi khansi......ACP Says... Daya ise ya to Umrkaid hogi ya Phansi...

When do Girls & Boys (Specially Girls) Change Their Mobile Numbers Definitely?Ans: Befor Marriage!Larrkon ko Item Logon Se Chhutkara,Aur Larkiyon ko Funter Logon se Chhutkara!

Bhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogiJara gor farmayegaBhigoge agar barish mein to jhukam or khansi hi hogiACP says: 2-2 murder kiye hain tumhe to fansi hi hogi