Tum Udas ho to meri hansi maang lena. Koi gum ho tumhe to meri khusi maang lena.Khuda apko 100 sal ki zindagi de,eK bhi pal kam pade to meri zindagi maang lena...

ek mandir ke dwar par likha khubsurat vakya :::-"KABHI AAP DUSRON KE LIYE MAANG KAR TO DEKHO, TUMHEN KABHI APNE LIYE MANGNE KI JAROORAT HI NAHIN PADEGI."

Agar "Sheela" Thoray Din Pehlay Jawan H0ti...WahWahWahAgar "Sheela"Thoray Din Pehlay Jawan H0ti..Toh Aj "Munni" Itni Badnam NaH0ti...

hamney pyar me vo sab kiya jo vo chahti thi.unhoney kaha ki hamey tumharey bestfriend se pyar ho gaya hai.aur humney un dono ki shadi me waiter ka roll nibha diya:

mai kabhi nahi chahta ki tumhe badi safalta mile;mai kabhi nahi chahta ki tum bade aadmi bano;…….. kyuki aisa hua to sala tum apun ko bhul jayega na!

Maali ne fool ko khas bnayaFool ne khusbu ko khas bnayaKhusbu ne mohbbat ko khas bnayaMohbbat ne ladki ko khas bnaya.or1 ladki ne kitno ko "DEVDAS"banaya

Duniya ka sabse bada atankwadi hamla:Kisi ka mobile lo.Phone book aur Inbox me ja k "delete all" kar do..Fir uska chehra dekho aur thoda sa muskura do...

1 ajeeb sawal jis ka jawab na "yes" dia ja sakta hai aur na "no".Sawal hai k,Kia aapne MANDIR se jootey churana chor di..?Himat hai to jawab do

Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Sexy Ladkiya dekhna Chahte Hain?" DONATE UR EYES"Social Msg Ko bhi Kamine logon ke liye interesting banakar Bhejna Padta hAI....

Har papa ka sapna hota hai ki uski beti ko 1 beautiful, intelligent, smart aur sanskari ladka mile. Ab aap hi batao ki akela mein kis-kis ke papa ka sapna pura karu

Aaj Raat Aasman Se Garaj Chamak K SathGulab Jaman, Barfi Aur Ras Gullay Girnay Ka Imkaan Hai.Sab Se Guzarish Hai K Sehen Main Saari Raat Mun Khol Kar Soen.Shukriya.

who r boys?jo mrne k baad nark me b kehte h "yamraaj ki beti dekh mast h yaar n .who r girls?who goes 2 heaven n says"apsara ki nail polish dekhi hw cheap

Jane Anjane Mai Agar Hamne Aapka Dil DukhayaKasht Panuchaya, Taqlif Di, Pareshan Kiya,Aut jo bhi kiya uske liyeAap se jo bhi ban pade,wo kar lenaHum Nahi Sudharenge

Zindagi ke liye"JAAN" chahiye,jine ke liye"ARMAN" chahiye,hamare paas chahe kitne gum hopar apke chehre pe hamesha.."MUSKAAN" chahiye.

A Kid asked Swami vivekanand ."sab kuch khone se zyada bura kya hai..?swamiji replied " wo umeed khona jiske bharose par hum sab kuch wapas paa sakte hai..