2 girls arrested for posting on FB questioning the bandh in Mumbai following Bal Thackeray s death Zynga soon to introduce JAILVILLE on Facebook

The Toilet Scam happened because the previous UP Governments forgot to flush their Shit Now it shall be a subject of Poopganda for the opposition

USA: If you attack us we will attack you ISRAEL: If you attack us we will demolish you INDIA: If you attack us we will not play Cricket with you

Priyanka Gandhi: Dear I need some space in our relationship Robert Vadra: Ok dear How about Sector 62 and 63 in NOIDA I hope it is enough for you

Forget 50% off season sale on Zara Mango or Vero Moda I am waiting for my local vegetable vendor to announce sale on Tomatoes Onions Potatoes etc

News: Sand prices in Noida up 60% in a year and onion prices up 45% in 2 weeks in Delhi And we were stupid enough to invest in land and buildings

It s doubted that the Bharat Bandh will affect the petrol prices but empty roads would surely give good mileage hence people would save some money

Raj Thackeray: Bhaiyya is the problem Asaram Bapu: Bhaiyya is the solution Thus implying that One man s meat is another man s poison Latin Prove

First Tarun Tejpal followed them on Twitter Now he has got new friend requests on Facebook from them They are Asaram Bapu Narayan Sai and ND Tiwari

Kasab has dengue Even the Aedes mosquitoes are fed up of waiting for the law of our land to hang him As a result they ve taken things in their hands

RIP Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela Former President of South Africa Birth: July 18 1918 Mvezo South Africa Died: December 5 2013 Johannesburg South Africa

Obama cancels the visit to Taj Mahal to attend Saudi King Abdullah s funeral King Abdullah was a bigger monument of Love as he had 22 beautiful wives

Amit Shah gets clean chit: BJP has found the way to de-criminalize their party All investigative agencies will be advised to summarily drop all charges

When Modi talks in Gujarati he is a regional leader He speaks in Hindi he has Delhi in mind If he doesn t talk why the hell he is trying copy the PM?

Dear Delhites You are so lucky You got to choose from Harshvardhan or Kejriwal whereas we always get either Mayawati or Mulayam Your Neighbours UPites