Earthquake - Call the army Floods - Call the army Terrorist attack - Call the army A child stuck in a borewell - Call the army and When it s opening ceremony festival Award Function etc - Call politicians actors police or bureaucrats
New word being considered to be incorporated in Oxford Dictionary: Man-mohan- ed: Verb Meaning: Silenced by a lady especially by the self assumed more powerful woman Used as: My wife and I had an argument; she yelled and I Manmohaned
Sep Bhoop Singh was walking through a grave yard some one tapped on his shoulder but he ignored it Then some one caught his leg He stopped and looked back a hand had come out of the grave holding his leg and asking him OROP Aa Geya?
Lessons from 2014 General Elections: Modi: Single Rahul: Single Mamta: Single Jaylalitha: Single Mayawati: Single Only single persons can change the future of country The married can t even change the TV channels without the consent of their spouse
After Salman-SRK patch-up and its media coverage it s safe to arrive at the conclusion that the biggest problem of our country is solved Now only small problems like corruption inflation depreciating rupee and increasing population remain to be addressed
Employee to his boss Sir when petrol prices increased I remained quiet Dollar price increased during summer break I kept mum Then it was the turn of vegetables prices I still maintained my calmness But now Dance Bars are reopening I can t really remain silent I need a salary hike
New trains after Railway Budget 2015: Rajinikanth Express - Will stay where it is while the stations keep coming to it Congress Express - Every bogey has a TT with years of experience but the Driver of the Engine is on leave NaMo Express - Starts off at full speed but passengers (read RSS) keep pulling the chain every 5 minutes AAP Express - Always running full due to concessional ticket fare
