GDP back to 5% Dalmiya back in Cricket Narayan Murthy back in INFY Madhuri Dixit back in Dance Are we going back to mid 90s? Then by same logic isn t BJP coming back to power again

WIN WIN for all parties in Delhi AAP: Achieved what they wanted- The Govt BJP: Achieved what they wanted- Congress Mukt Delhi CONG: Achieved what they wanted- to keep BJP out of powe

I just want AAP s govt to last for at least six months Not really for Delhi s development and improvement but I just want to see whether this man removes his muffler in the month of June

It s ironical that out of the 2 very well known Sikh faces one is hated for talking too much (Navjot Singh Sidhu) and the other (Dr Manmohan Singh) is hated for keeping silent all the time

Power Grid Failure: India is the first country to invent a time-machine It was tested successfully for 2 days The North Indians were the privileged ones to travel twice to Dark Ages and back

When UPA II came to power Rupee was trading at around Rahul s age Now it is trading at Sonia s age And the way things are going don t be surprised if it soon trades at Manmohan Singh s age

Ram eliminated Ravan (R=R) Krishna eliminated Kansa (K=K) Godse eliminated Gandhi (G=G) Obama eliminated Osama (O=O) Is there gonna be some connection between Corruption and Congress (C=C)?

Hey Celina Jaitley Nice budget by your father Regards Alia Bhatt Celina replies: Thanks Alia Bhatt Had your grandfather(Arya Bhatt) not discovered zero this budget would not have been possible

Dear Modi Ji Please don t follow the Gujarat model and declare the whole country Dry The boozers of India can t afford to travel frequently to foreign countries for drinking Spiritually Yours

India s PM Dr Manmohan Singh addressed a rally in Gujarat When Narendra Modi was asked to comment on it he smiled wryly and said Everything works better in Gujarat See Even Dr Manmohan Singh spoke

The Iron Lady (Margaret Thatcher) is dead Iron Man (LK Advani) is almost out of business And Manmohan Singh still rules You see this is not the Age of Iron It s Iron Age or rather the Age of Irony

Another South Indian Mahankali emerges Winner of Scripps National Spelling Bee 2013 Most winners of Spelling Bee are South Indians as they become adept in spellings while writing their full names for years

Seeing the current scenario in India we need to change the names of the leading newspapers to Jokesatta Jungsatta Hindustan Crimes The Indian Depress The Bad Times of India Dainik Torture and DNA (Do Not Ask)

Northern Power Grid failure: The consortium of Google Facebook and Twitter to finance the Indian government to provide electricity to its citizens There s hardly anyone online and it is resulting in huge loss to their business

Breaking news: Air Force Mirage lands on express way Pilot shows I card at toll plaza for exemption And in turn the toll guy says Yeh Nahi Chalega Three wheeler Ka 75/- Lagega; 75 Then Pilot says Army and he is allowed to pass