FIFA WC 2014: Spain what a harakiri? 1st match - We were hoping you d at least go Dutch Then we thought you d eat up Chile Sigh Now go kick some Aus OK

India s debacle against England in Test Series 2014: BCCI just confirmed that Return tickets of Indian Cricket Team have been booked on Malaysian Airlines

At dinner after Gujarati main course Narendra Modi to Xi Jinping: Now let s have some dessert Xi Jinping: What have we been eating for the last one hour?

HUMBLE REQUEST: He has served us Beer when we were Sad Happy Now he needs our help Please save Vijay Mallya by adopting at least ONE Kingfisher Air Hostess

Rahul Dravid aged 39 is called Old and has retired from active Cricket Whereas Rahul Gandhi aged 40 is called Young is yet to take plunge in active politics

The Chain Smokers should start to donate their lungs to the government So that the govt can squeeze tar from them to complete pending road projects of India

Big Ben to be named Elizabeth Tower in honour of diamond jubilee of the accession of Queen Elizabeth II to the thrones of seven countries Quite a sex change

Dear BBC Since you people are interested in making documentries on rape victims will you consider making one on current English cricket team? Sincerly yours

With record breaking votes Modi is successful in securing second position in the minds of the Indian youth The first position is still with Sunny Leone

For the first time in the history of India Necessity Comfort and Luxury are available at the same price Onions Rs 75 Petrol Rs 75 Beer Rs 75 Thanx Government

Arvind Kejriwal took the film Nayak very seriously; Manmohan Singh took the film Pushpak very seriously; Now Diggy has taken the film Cheeni Kum very seriously

When you convert Rs 50 lakhs into Rs 300 crores you are called Vadra When you do the opposite you are called Mallya The difference is in chasing the right woman

All the Presidential candidates should be put into Rashtrapati Bhavan Bigg Boss should be held over the month May the best win to be the President of India Tweet

Who says Friday the 13th is nothing but a superstition Delhi Rape Case culprits to be hanged Sreesanth banned for life LK Advani loses sight on PMship for good

Indian roads are specially designed so that a pregnant lady can have a free delivery Thus we keep our promise as per our election manifesto Sincerely Government