Why did Rajnikanth fall sick and went to Singapore? Bcoz he s the brand ambassador of Singapore Medical Tourism

Why did the British leave India in 1947? Because they came to know a baby named Rajnikanth will be born in 1949

When was Rajnikanth born? No one knows about it He has been around since the time when history was not documented

Breaking News: The reason behind recent onion price rise revealed Actually Rajinikanth ordered Onion Uttapam

Why doesn`t Rajnikanth participate in Tomatino festival? Bcoz the festival is for crushing tomatoes and not people

Rajnikanth participated in 100m race obviously he came first but Einstein died watching that coz Light came second

Breaking News: You ll never need to charge your cellphone if you have enough Rajinikanth jokes stored in your Inbox

FaceBook founder Mark Zuckerberg is hospitalized with serious injury Sources revealed Rajnikanth poked him on FaceBook

Why did Rajnikanth choose to become a super-human and not God? Bcoz there are so many Gods in India but only one super-human

Breaking News: Rajnikanth has filed a patent violation suit against Ajay Devgan for copying his style in the movie `Singham`

One day Rajnikanth was swimming from Africa to US in the Atlantic and he lost his underwear Now they call it BERMUDA TRIANGLE

Once a farmer replaced scare crow in the farm with Rajinikanth s statue And birds even returned the grains they took last yea

Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North? Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him

Jab Kutte Ki Mout Aati Hai Toh To Kutta Mar Jata Hai Tumhe To Har Baat Mein Twist Chahiye Kutta Hai Koi Rajinikanth Nahi

Rajinikanth got angry with his friend for being rude He was told not to show his face again That person is now known as BIGG BOSS