Rajnikanth proves Newton wrong all the time Every time he performs an action he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction

One Day Rajnikanth got angry at his sweeper He kicked him so hard that he went flying in d sky with his broom 2day the boy is famous as `HARRY PORTER`

Would Rajnikanth ever leave the human body? No never He would simply go to America as America is in deep-shit now whereas India is growing at a fast pace

Sudden declaration of Ajmal Kasab s hanging: Instead of crediting dengue or rejection of the mercy petition even Rajinikanth s role should be investigated

Rajinikanth was putting his dog s tail into a pipe Passer-by: Hey dog s tail never straightens Rajinikanth: Yenna Rascala it s my dog I am bending the pipe

Person: Rajinikanth ji total how many jokes have been made on you? Rajinikanth: Only 2-3 jokes Person: 2-3 jokes? Rajnikanth: Enna Rascala Rest all are facts

Why doesn`t Rajnikanth ever object to SMS made on him? Bcoz he wants Indians to get entertained and not indulge in primitive entertainment and make more babies

Why didn`t Rajnikanth become a Cricketer or a Footballer? Bcoz only the fans of these games follow them whereas the Indians all over the world follow Rajnikanth

Why Rajnikanth lives in South India? Bcoz India is well-protected with natural boundaries in the North and he can take care of enemies invading through water-route

Why did the govt built satellite launching station at Sri Harikota in South India? It`s obvious Bcoz Rajnikanth can provide the energy to launch the space vehicles

Rajinikanth in Tamil remake of Aamir Khan s Ghulam: Rajini runs on a railway track The train is at a distance of one meter So what happens? Obviously the train jumps off the track

The reason India won the Cricket World Cup 2011: Tendulka(R) G(A)mbir Yuvra(J) V(I)render Sehwag Rai(N)a Dhon(I) (K)ohli Harbh(A)jan Zaheer Kha(N) Pa(T)el As(H)win Enna Rascala mind it

Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly waiting for the wheel to stop

Who are the heroes of India? Amitabh Bachchan Sachin Tendulkar Dhoni Salman Khan Shah Rukh Khan and Anna You wonder why Rajniknath is not in the list Actually he is not a hero he is a super-hero

What happens if Rajinikanth is appointed the coach of the Indian Cricket team? Don t even try to guess as to what would happen The Indian Cricket team would win the FIFA and Hockey World Cup