We live in an expanding universe All of it is trying to get away from Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth once swallowed an entire bottle of sleeping pills They made him blink

When Graham Bell invented telephone he already had 2 missed calls from Rajnikanth

Who can shake the moon? It s Chandra Shaker It isn t always always Rajinikanth

Rajnikanth doesn`t eat food He only checks whether it is edible for humans or not

Rajnikanth once warned a young girl to be good `or else` The result? Mother Teresa

How does Rajnikanth freeze things without a refrigerator? By just saying `Freeze `

The power grid failure happened in India because Rajinikanth was charging his mobile

Rajnikanth wrote his autobiography It is known as a `Guinness Book of World Records`

Where there is a will there is a way Where there is Rajnikanth there is no other way

Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin Its descendents are today called giraffes

Google won`t find Rajnikanth because you don`t find Rajnikanth; Rajnikanth finds you

The sharks live in the depth of the seas bcoz they know that Rajnikanth lives on land

Why is Rajnikanth dark-complexioned? Bcoz he is the only one surviving from dark ages

What does Rajinikanth eat? Whatever his wife cooks Even he doesn t have a choice here