Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child The bed wet itself in fea

The election results prove that Namo is the Rajinikanth of Politics

Why time never stops? Bcoz it is trying to catch up with Rajnikanth

In 2008 Rajnikanth lost his wallet And the world went into RECESSION

Spiderman Superman and Batman visit Rajinikanth on every Teacher s Day

Breaking News: Rajinikanth died in the morning However he is fine now

You won t need to charge your mobile if you have Rajnikanth jokes in it

How did Paul Octopus die? He was asked to predict Rajnikanth s death

The earth was set on the axial point It tilted when Rajnikanth was born

Reason for Gold Crash: Rajinikanth is selling his wife s jewellery

Rajnaikanth never jumps but Earth reduces its gravity for his convenience

The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajinikanth are his films

Rajnikanth is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world

The statement `Nobody can cheat death` is a personal insult to Rajnikanth

Why doesn t Rajnikanth use Google? Bcoz he already has all the information