Q: Why is sea water salty? A: Bcoz Rajinikanth pees in it

Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan `via Bluetooth`

Just in: Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages

Rajinikanth can send a message through Whatsapp from a PCO

Aliens do indeed exist They are simply avoiding Rajnikanth

Rajnikant got his drivers license at the age of 18 seconds

When Rajnikanth was a student teachers used to bunk classes

The quickest way to a man`s heart is with Rajnikanth`s fist

The computer virus are always looking for an anti-Rajnikanth

Part of apple`s logo that is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth

Jesus can walk on water but Rajnikanth can swim through land

Rajnikanth does not wear a watch because he sets his own time

Only Rajniknath knows that what came first the egg or the hen

Rajinikanth was shot today Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow

Breaking News: Rajnikant purchases two NANO cars for Skating