How come Barrack Obama became the first black President of the USA? Americans got inspiration from Rajnikanth If Rajnikanth can do everything inspite of being dark even Obama could do it for them

Santa: My internet speed was very slow I found a solution Banta: Tell me also Even my net is slow Santa: I have installed a wallpaper of Rajinikanth Now I am enjoying the speed of a 3G connection

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people It is actually in fact a warning that the spot belongs to Rajnikant and that you will be handicapped if you park there

Little boy: Rajini uncle what s your most memorable moment while studying in school? Rajinikanth: While being a monitor I once told Manmohan Singh while he was a little boy to keep quiet in class And now it s history

At the site of an active volcano: New geologist: I just saw Rajinikanth covered in towel pass by me Old geologist: Yeah he comes here evey weekend New geologist: What for? And that too in a towel? Old geologist: For a sauna bath inside the hot steaming volcano

Once Rajinikanth bowled to Sachin Tendulkar and that was the day Rajinikanth came to know that he s not God As Cricket can have only one God The story doesn t end here But he bowled him on the first ball and that s how the realization that he s Super God