After release of Robot Rajnikanth gave Times of India 3 stars

Rajnikanth`s dog house has sign on it saying: Beware of Owne

Whenever Rajnikanth makes a mistake it becomes a new invention

The only things that runs longer than Rajnikanth are his films

If all Rajinikanth fans formed a country the world would be one

When Ranikanth s computer hangs Windows launches its new version

When Rajinikanth had surgery anesthesia was given to the doctors

Finally Rajinikanth accepts that Chris Gayle is his rightful hei

Rajnikanth stared at the sun for hours the sun blinked by setting

The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth

Rajinikanth doesn t flush the toilet He scares the shit out of it

Dinosaurs once laughed at Rajnikanth As a result they are extinct

The British left India because Rajnikanth told them he was coming

Rajnikanth can finish Mario brothers without using the jump button

Dear Rajnikanth Please switch off your AC Regards North Indians