Most mathematicians don t realize there s an easy way to round Pi Just add an e

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school

Dear Maths I liked you until you hooked up with the alphabets Sincerely Student

Sleep is my drug; My bed is my dealer; My alarm is a cop; And my school is the jail

I don t hate school I just hate the teachers homework exams waking up early morning

Hmmmm and yet another day has passes and I did not use Algebra once very interesting

My brain is like Bermuda triangle Information goes in and then it s never found again

When your relatives call to enquire about your Exam results ask them about their salary

Things I didn t learn while in school: How to: Pay bills Buy a house Make both ends meet

S = Sleeping T = Talking with friends U = Unlimited Geri D = Day Dreaming and Y = Yawning

1st bench students are intelligent until last bench students participate in the competition

This life is too short even to get desired sleep Then how do some students find time to study

In exams we Look up for inspiration; Look down in desperation; And left and right for information

School is a jail; Classes are the cells; Teachers are the security guards; And we are the prisoners

Student Service Announcement: If class is not a place to sleep; Then home is not a place to study