During an exam people; Look up for inspiration; Down for devastation; And left and right for information

5 days of school 2 days of weekend 10 months of school 2 months of Holidays Who f**ked the calculations

A message for all Graduates: A Thermometer is not the only thing that gets a DEGREE without having a BRAIN

Tit for Tat: In Exams they give me questions which I don t know So I give them answers which they don t know

The probability of a topic appearing in an exam increases exponentially if one decides to leave it completely

What is a Teacher? Who teaches us how to make plain rice in class and expects from us to cook Biryani in exams

With every wrong answer that I write in my exam my future honeymoon tends to shift from Mauritius to Mahabaleshwa

There are two type of subjects: Hard subjects which cannot be studied; And easy ones that don t need to be studied

Behind every successful student there is a Girlfriend But what about a failed student? Lots of Girlfriends

Behind every successful man there is a woman So don t waste your time unnecessarily in studies Just find that woman

Even if all the musicians join together to create a melody to make us sleep they can t beat our teachers and textbooks

There are two type of studies: 1 Hard subjects which cannot be studied 2 Easy subject that doesn t need to be studied

Every class has that one student who is loved by all the teachers; And is equally hated by all the students

Teacher: Pappu if your father could save Rs 10 000 a month for 4 months what would he have? Pappu: A new iPhone for me

Education aims to give you a boost up the ladder of knowledge Too often it just gives you a cramp on one of its rungs