Newton s wife: How am I looking? Newton: tan c/sin c Wife: huh? Newton: tan c/sin c = (sin c/cos c)1/sin C = 1/cos c = sec c Naughty Newton

2 days before the exam they refer to foreign Authors; 1 day before exam they refer to local Authors; On the day of exam they are the Authors

US Dollar has increased to Rs 55 One liter Milk has increased to Rs 39 Petrol has increased to Rs 72 Thank God Passing marks are still 35

What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers: Mechanical Engineers build weapons And Civil Engineers build targets

What is the true meaning of Study? S - Sleeping T - Talking U - Unlimited Messaging D - Dreaming Y - Yaani ke mast life SO carry on with your study

Biggest mystery of Maths: 1000s of years passed; Millions of theorems solved; Crores of formulae invented; But still X is unknown XXX is well known

Class rooms are like train 1st two benches are Executive Coaches Reserved For VIP Middle two are General Compartment And last two are Sleeper Class

Everything is beautiful depending on the situation A school bell sounds irritating in the morning; But the same sounds melodious at the end of the day

The funniest situation in student life: When we have no idea what to write in the exam paper and the supervisor comes and says Please cover your answer sheets

Misery of a teacher: I don t mind when students look at their watch during lectures But I get angry when they remove their watch shake it to see if it s working

Murder of English: A diagram in a book was not clear so the teacher drew the diagram on the blackboard and said: Don t look at the book figure look at my figure

Dear Math You have too many Xs Stop being a Casanova and choose one and live a peaceful life And please stop bothering us with your problems Sincerely Students

It takes a lot of wood from trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees SAY NO TO EXAMS

Teacher: Count from 1-10 Pappu: 1 2 3 4 5 7 8 9 10 Teacher: What about 6 ? Pappu: I heard Papa telling Mama while reading the newspaper that 6 die in road accident

At a meeting of alumni at their alma-mater a teacher asked the students Any sour experience related to school? A student relied M am I met my wife in this school only