The roots of GOSSIP are found in our education system For only 5 marks we have been repeatedly asked objective type questions; and then asked to explain it in detail

A student attached 1000 Rs note to his exam answer sheet wrote : Re 10 for 1 mark Paper was checked by Santa He sent him Rs 720 back wrote: U got 28 marks keep the balance

Life in School: Most irritating moment: Morning alarm Most dreadful journey: Way to class Most tragic moment: Surprise test in 1st period Most wonderful news: Teacher is absent

Teacher to half-asleep Pappu in class Who invented Steam Engine? Pappu: What Sir? Teacher: Very good It s correct James Watt it is Moral: Sleeping improves your General Knowledge

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a class on Sun Everyone must attend it Pappu: No Sir I will not be able to attend it Teacher: Why? Pappu: My mother will not allow me to go so fa

In an elephant s school some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen One of the elephants says: Look guys 3600 - 2400 - 3600

2014 Indian General Election Results: Now the parents would be in a dilemma whether to send their kids to a tea-vendor to make them Modi; or send them to an IIT to make them Kejriwal

Truth of School Life: First bench doing job and last bench doing business A first bench student knows the answer of every problem; But a last bench student knows how to face every problem

Exam rules by Newton: Half of what you read is waste; Half of the rest you don t understand; Half of what you understand you won t remember; And the half of what you remember is never asked

Padhai ke Ghante: Medical Student = -12 Ghanta CA Student = 10 Ghanta MBA Student = 8 Ghanta Law Student = 6 Ghanta BBA Student = 3 Ghanta B Com Student = 1 Ghanta Engineer Student = Ghanta

Exams are there at the paper I continuously stare; The answer is nowhere which makes us pull our hair; The teachers make you glare the grades are not fair; But just like the past all the years I simply don t care

A boy was travelling in a bus Suddenly the driver applied brakes and the boy fell down on a girl kissed her Girl: What are you doing? Boy: MBA; and you? Girl (smilingly): B Tech Moral: Always think about studies Keep calm study hard

A biology teacher was dissecting a frog Having explained the inner features of the amphibians he asked his students What would you expect to find if you dissected a human beings? Pappu a bright lad replied Sir I would expect to find myself behind bars

Teacher: Pappu what do you want to be when you grow up? Pappu: A good professional Manager Teacher: Good But you must start working towards it Pappu: Ma m I already have by studying late for Exams as it teaches me to manage Time and tackle Emergencies

Two Commerce students engaged in a heart to heart conversation One: Oh Sorry yaar I heard about your breakup Is it true? Two: Yup One: You must be sad na? two: No yaar since we re commerce students I have kept one reserve girlfriend to offset doubtful debts