It doesn t matter if I go to bed at 9:00 pm or 2:00 am When I wake up early for school tomorrow I ll be tired either way

School is like riding a roller coaster When it starts you want it to stop; But when it stops you want it to start again

Summer Vacation: Most Important question facing the country today? Tere Bacchon ka Holiday Home Work ho Gya Kya?

One of the best misconception in school/college life: Teachers think sending student out of the class is a punishment

Attitude during Board Exams: They gave me the questions which I didn t know; So I wrote the answers which they didn t know

Delhi University s cut off percentage for Science is 99 25% Those who scored 60% are now laughing at those who scored 99 24%

Math may not teach me how to add love or subtract hate but it gives me every reason to hope that every problem has a solution

Exams are like Girl Friends: Too Many Questions Difficult to Understand More Explanation is Needed Result is always FAILURE

Pappu: The wind and the students have the same mentality Bunty: How? Pappu: Both keep turning the book s pages without reading

The real education is our attitude and behaviour towards others It defines our entire personality no matter how qualified we are

Maths may not teach one as how to add love or subtract hate; But it gives one every reason to hope that every problem has a solution

When I want to fall in love with my text books my bed falls in love with me And I believe that one should love the one who loves us

US Dollar has increased to Rs 55; Milk has increased to Rs 40; And Petrol has shot up to Rs 70 Thank God Passing Marks are still 35

Maths teacher to Pappu: If you have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other what do you have? Pappu: I dunno but a drinking problem maybe

Unfortunately our education system does not teach us teamwork When we solve our exams in group discussion with others they call it copying