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press down if u like me...so u like me...?Tats so sweet...ok u can stop...stop it,enuf...dis is 2 much...O my God ... I like u too...!Silly fans.....

tip to reduce weight:first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right.repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

At a party someone yelled: All married guys plz stand next to one person who has made ur life worth living The bartender was almost crushed to death

What s the difference between wife n neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate can have any time Neighbour s wife is like an ice-cream shud hv immediately

¤”Most innocent & Heart touching lines said by a true Lover to his Love while Break-Up” “Baji Mery Gift Wapas Kr Dain”

Why in wedding ceremony woman sits on left n man on right??Coz according to balance sheet all assets are on right side and liabilities on left side.!

Only 3 living beings are immune to cold: 1 Polar bears 2 Penguins 3 Females wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe winte

Nurse: Doctor the man you ve just treated collapsed on the front step what should I do? Doctor: Turn him around so it looks like he was just arriving

Definition of a true music lover-A girl is singing in the bathroom taking the bath & a boy standing near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes

To be consistent with the popular trait, N.W.F.P(No Women for Pathan)has been re-namedKhyber Pakhtunkhua - K.P.K(Khan Pay Khan)An Admirable Decision.

Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there is still enough space for another girl on top

Last Sunday it was Friendship Day and next Sunday it s Raksha Bandhan Last Sunday boys were behind girls; And next Sunday girls would be behind boys

Ideal pair does not require ,compatible looks,compatible nature,same taste &same size ..........The best example is......GATHIYA & JALEBI............