There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage mink in her closet tiger in her bed and of course a donkey to pay her bills

2 Married Men Talking-10yrs Ago,Whenever I Returned Home,My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking & My Wife By Kissing.Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did

Gud friend easy to obtain. but once you gain difficult to maintain,and once lost and once lost never regained. so moral of the story. Quadar karo meri

A man was granted 2 wishes by God He asked for the best drink the best woman ever Next moment he got mineral water Mother Teresa Moral: BE SPECIFIC

2day is undrwer day: tell me wich color of undrwer ur wearing 2day.No reply means u r not wearing it.Send dis 2 ur frnds & c hw many r not wearing. Gm

Son: Dad I m hungry Father: Hi Hungry I m Dad Son: Dad I m serious Father: I thought you were Hungry? Son: Are you kidding me? Father: Nope I m Dad

British:We spoild ur mothrland for 200 years...Indian: Ha Ha Ha.. We are spoiling ur mother tongue daily......!Aall..izz.well....!!INDIANS ALWAYS ROCK

a boy wrote love letter with his blood to a medical girl & said plz give reply 4 my lettergirl replied:blood group = b+hemoglobin =14gm%,sugar= normal

My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said."At the end of the ruler is an idiot".I got punished after I asked,"Which end?"..

People SMOKE & DRINK for few days & get addictedLook at meI m STUDYING since CHILDHOOD, bt not YET ADDICTED to STUDIESDis is called "SELF CONTROL

i want you to know this our friendship means alot to me.YOU cry i cry.YOU lauf i lauf.YOU jump out of da window... I look down & theen... i lauf again

A loose hug says- ITS OKA Norml hug says- THANKSA tight hug says- I NEED UA more than tight hug says-I CANT LIVE WITHOUT USo,The moral isHugte raho..!

every sms is taking away one rupee from my account... it wont stop doing like that...so better if u catch them all and recharge me with 100 tomorrow...

MY CHILDHOOD HISTORYI kicked lions, i pulled tigers tail. i broke cheetahs legs i threw elephants but then the toy shop ownre kicked me out of the shop