PERFECT EXAMPLES;TENSION; WEN WIFE IS PREGNANTTERROR; WEN GAL FRND IS PREGNANTHORROR; WENBOTH ARE PREGNANTTRAGEDY; WEN YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE 4 BOTH

I ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star you should know what you are and once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so fa

Apple is crying Banana:Y R U crying?apple: All of themcut and eat me.Banana: U R better than me. All of them remove my dress&eat. i feel puppy shame.

Today is World Sleep Day Sleep over India s insepid Financial Budget 2012-13 but wake-up to Sachin Tendulkar s 100th century in International Cricket

Every organisation is like a tree full of monkeys Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them

A cute love quote:"Even my 2 yr cousin has started to walk without any support,But my 18 yr Girl Friend still holds my hand while walking."

Wat wil u do in 2012 if a Tsunami Approaches U..Panic? Run?? No. Stand Courageously & Just Sing... "Nirma...Nirma...Washing Powder Nirma.."

We say we love flowers,yet we pluck them.We say we love trees,yet we cut them.&we still wonder why some are afraid when they are told they are loved!

Its Hard To Sleep When You KnowHow Burdened Your Mind Is...It Is Even Harder Going To SleepWhen You Know There IsLeft Over Pizza In The Fridge... ;-

A Friend Of MineSaid:"0nions Are The OnlyFood That Makes YouCry . . . "That Was BeforeI Hit Him In The FaceWith A "Watermelon..."

Kya Aapki Girl Friend Ke Paas Yeh Sab Hai? Sulagta Jism? Nashili Ankhen? Kanp-kapate Honth? Tharthrata Badan? Agar hai To Usko SWINE FLU Hua Hai

This Msg. is being Sent in the Interest of Humanity-"Guys Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant or else he will Delete the INTERNET.."..;-)

All the fast bikes from yamaha company are named asR1, R15, R6, Rx100, Rx125, Rx135, Rx350, Rd, Rxz...Bt do u know what R stands for?.Its RAJNIKANTH.

Raju was treatedlike GOD, when hehad SATYAM (Truth).When he Reversedit as MAYTAS,he got being treatedlike a DOG.Moral : Never Reverse Satyam (Truth).

U can bA doct & save livesA lawyer &defend livesA soldr & protect livesBut y 2 play wit others life?Simply bcom an Engineer & screw up ur own life!!!