there is a limit for love and foood!!if you cross that limit.....you will end uo vomiting....!!!read once again...

I love how people say they re Expecting a Baby` as though it might be something else - like a Penguin or a Blueray

what is old age ??Ans. When u start turning off lighta for economical reasons rather than for romantic reasons !!!

If A Baby Is BornIn AFRICA,What WillBe The Colour Of TheBabies Teeth???You Fool.!A New Born Baby Dont Hav Teeth...

1 dayRajnikanthpurchasedA BOX OFSketch pens . . .............Next day . .....Mughal-e-Azamwas releasedin colour!!!

The only thing we learn in college during serious lectures is..............typing msgs without looking at d phone!

WHAT SHOULD WE DO ON 1ST NIGHT???????????.....WHAT SHOULD WE DO ON THE 1ST NIGHT OF April,2009. KYA SOCH RAHE thay

Deve Gowda would be very happy to hear about this Right to Sleep No? As and when he wakes up and finds out about it

*SWINE FLUE SHAYARI*wAAH RE INDIA WAAH KYA KISMAT PAYI HAI JEENA (LIFE) MAHANGA HUA TOMAUT FOREIGN SR MANGAVAE HAI.

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Call me..= Future tense..Called me= Past tense.Calling me= Present tense.Just Helping you toImprove your Grammer. .

Steve Jobs last words: Dear Punjabis Please note that iPill is not our product and iPad is not a sanitary napkin

My friend asked me whether a monkey can read SMS... U no wat i did??I proved it by sending you dis msg...Gud eve...

Once Rajnikant mumbled some numbers in his sleep.Those numbers are today collectively known as the “LOG TABLE

Unlucky In Love Are The Luckiest OneThey Always Have A ChanceTo Switch Their LoveFrom One Person To Another . . . .