In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r Nitrates Gal answered shyly: night rates they r costlier than day

Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?He had an Arabic baby-sitter who always used to say Keep Quwait Keep Quwait

You are very special 4 me?Therefore . . .....i thought to admit you in school of special children . . . . :p ;-

I said to a fat girl today You re a big girl She replied Tell me something I don t know I said Salad tastes good

Fill in the blank...I am your .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must

Height Of Cruelty:Throwing Ur Girlfriend ;Out of D Window & Shouting:......Love Is In the Air Baby.Keep Flying..

"Some men join army coz they r single& they love WAR..""Others join armycoz they r married &they love PEACE" ;-)

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink! O damned My sigarette has fallen in my glass of beer …

Teacher: Which was the first silent film in Urdu? Pappu: If the film was silent how could you know it was in Urdu

Once rajnikant was mixing lemon and sugar into indian ocean...... Do u knew why? As he needs to drink nibu pani..

Silly horror movie dialogue: Hey anybody there? As if the ghost gonna reply I am in the living room Want a drink?

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Mum: You haven t moved since I left the house 5 hours ago Me: Excuse me where do you think these chips came from

A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation?B: Yes, of course.A: Great! I never could before!

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth Then it just becomes a Soap Opera