Sign Above A Classroom Clock:"This clock will Never be Stolen,Coz too Many Students are Watching it"

A teacher asked his class to give example of coincidence Pappu: My father mother were married on the same day

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How would you justify having 2 girlfriends at a time? Monopoly is always damaging competition improves service

Funny But True:)Combined Study Is Meeting With Frndz.Where Al Aspectz Of World Wil B DiscussedXcept Studies!!!

Most people have 5 senses.Some people have 6 senses.But u r blessed with 7 senses.An extra sense is NON SENSE.

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Men love war because it allows them to look serious Bcoz it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them

Girls are funny creatures They hate it when you ask their age; But will kill you if you forget their birthday

Never ask a woman her age,...A man, his salary,...And now-a-days.A student, his percentage...It hurts........!

Diplomacy of Girls....They hate it when you ask their age?but they would kill you if you forget their birthday

It s really weird that a woman who can spot a hair on your coat from 10 yards can t see a pair of garage doors

Breaking News: Sharad Pawar resigns from ICC and accepts the post of Chief Pujari at Padmanaabha Temple Kerela

The Trouble With The World Is That, The Stupids Are Full Of Confidence And The Intelligents Are Full Of Doubts

Rajnikanth decided to carry out long jump two days later...Breaking news rajni the 1st indian to step on moon.