three eggs fall down but broke only two.why think?................dont take tension yaar!aisa bhi hota hai.

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1 Vodka is made from potatoes 2 Potatoes are vegetables 3 Vegetables are good for health Need I say more

So Sweet is ur SMILE So Sweet is ur STYLE So Sweet is ur VOICE So Sweet is ur EYE see how Sweetly I Lie

Weekend Special: Wife: We must enjoy our Saturdays and Sundays Husband: Good idea I will see you on Monday

Help a girl wen she is in trouble n she wil surely remember u.. only wen shez again in trouble:-Shakespeare

a guy asked a fairy 2 make him most desirable n irresistable 2 all women. she turned him into a credit card

One of the best SMS received...."LIFE IS VERY BEAUTIFUL"Terms & Conditions of your WIFE apply!!!!

It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune to keep an ambitious wife; four eyes to keep a pretty wife

Modern day break up: Girl: I wanna break up with you Boy: Why? Girl: Bcoz you didn`t comment on my picture

After eating fish Santa doesn`t drink water Why? Bcoz he fears that fish will start swimming in his stomach

Contemporary Best friend: When 1 farts the other says `Dude this is not fair you had a momo u didn`t tell me

The Current Standings of top 4 IPL teams are based on their STD Codes; DD - 011 MI - 022 KKR - 033 CSK - 044

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