Best LineBy A Cockroach To A Young Guy:"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,More Louder Than You Can..

Life is FIXED CALLLover Is MISSED CALLWife is RECEIVED CALLMother is IMPORTANT CALLBUTFriend isFEVICOL...

Nice one:"GIRLS are like Bluetoothu stay close dey stay connectedu go away dey find new device"

Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across

Do our rulers interpret `Right to Sleep` as right to permanent sleep on major issues of public importance?

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother Yes but be aware pay attention during the applause

Share My Sweetness,Search My Soul,Seek My Sweet Heart,Succeed My SmartnessSee My Smile,So Keep Sending SMS

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1234567890!%#"?$-&*+)>@THANK GOD, all buttons are working.Sorry 2 disturb u

Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty when a woman becomes naughty she becomes rich

A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit worn only once by mistake

Rajnikant can draw a traingle inside a circle. Arey wo normal logo ke tarah bhi kuch kar sakta hai Yaar...

Billboard On The Side Of The Road:"Keep Your Eyes On The RoadAnd Stop Reading These Boards." :-)

Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite WordsBanta:OkInterviewer : Made In IndiaBanta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!

Height of hygiene: A computer student washing his hands with Dettol after removing a virus from his system

I Have ManyProposals For GettingRICH,All I Need Is The Time.........To Look At The EmailsIn Spam Box . . .