Whoever said Patience is a great virtue,.......................Had never experienced Slow Internet"

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can t afford another woman

Call A Girl Pretty& She Will Remember It For5 Minutes..!Call A Girl Ugly& She Will Remember ItForever..!

You should do two things in the morning Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live

I watch so many crime shows on Tv,that when I turn off the Tv set,I wipe my finger prints 0ff the remote

If you like someone set them free If they comeback it means nobody liked them either Set them free again

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets

A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note U don t know how many have handled it but u still want to have it

Great people talk about things.Small people talk about other people.And legends never talk they send sms

The reason our knees get weak when we fall in love is because of the long walk it took to find the person

"Old Age" is Wen U Start Turning Off Lights 4 Economical Reasons..Rather than 4 Romantic Ones..

What is height of Forgetfulness?A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

I felt kinda sadSitting in a restaurant aloneEating lunch,ThenI saw a couple with 6 kidsAndI felt awesome

Boy: Are You Single? Girl: No I m Plural Boy: No I mean are you free this Friday? Girl: No I m expensive

Yaad mein tumhari mujhe loose motions lag gaye hain Hain to ye aanso per lagta hai raata bhatak gaye hain