crazy doc to patient:There are no medicines,the only thing that can stop the hair falling is the floor!

All scientist failed bt rajnikanth did...Q-which liquid turns solid on heating?Ans-DOSA.....RAjni Rocks

What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen? The walk back to the pavilion

Yarr Ek baat batao...1+1=2+2=4+4=8+8=...In sab sawalo ka jawab plus k bajay - karne par 0 kyo aata hai?

When Rajnikanth was a student...........You can guess this.........Teacher used to bunk the classes :-)

I love hearing Gud mrng 4m colleagues because it means that none of them is at home and happier than me

The Funniest AndHighly Impossible MsgA Student Can Ever Send...............I Finished Studies. Did You?

Thought Going To PARIS WidWIFE Is Just Like.....Going To 5star Hotel Wid UrOwn CHAPPATIS In Tiffin Box!

A guy just yelled at me for texting and driving I told him to get off my hood and mind his own business

Trust is the most important part of a relationship You must be 100% sure that she won t tell your wife

Whats 0n Your MindYou Ask?Well, Facebook...I Would Tell You...ButYoure Terrible At KeepingSecrets ... !

I ve been dating a homeless girl recently I think it s getting serious she asked me to move out with he

Collateral benefit of the iPad: Husband wife no longer block each other`s faces while reading newspapers

Can t believe that after all the shit that s happened between them they are still together Who? Ur bums

A girl fell in love with a boy at 2nd sight because at 1st sight she did nt know that he has Audi Q7