Okay AIB could have done a roast without expletives But then Arnab would have sued them for plagiarism

Woman Is Completely Harmless AndDoesnt Believe In Violence.............Until Her Nailpolish Gets Dry..

The Dream Of Every GirlIs Not Meeting The Perfect GuyBut To EAT Whatever She WantsWithout Getting Fat.

Sindhi man opened sweets shop gave an advertisement Helper required Qualification: Must have diabetes

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons neutrons and electrons They forget to mention morons

Apple= VitaminsVitamins=PowerPower=WorkWork=MoneyMoney=WomenWomen=SexSex=AidsAids=DeathAur kha leApple.

My Bathroom Sign Reads" Realize Your Dreams BeyondThis Door,BecauseThis Is Where The Shit Happens.

Fool me once shame on you Fool me twice shame on me Fool me 23 458 times you sure are the weather man

Once it was extreamly clowdy in china. then they found out that it was rajni who was smoking from india

Angry Golfer: You must be the world s worst caddy? Caddy: Oh no that would be too much of a coincidence

I hate when people tell me to relax If it was that easy don t you think I would have done that already?

Great calculation: Only 20% boys have brains So what do the rest have? They have girl friends

Gender Discrimination; Cow dung is Holy; While Bull Shit is not And female think we don t respect them

I Just Hate You !Go Away ...Why The HellYou Keep Coming Again And Again.....Monday ? !DisturbedSunday .

RULES For SUCCESS:Rule1: Dont Tel Anyone All U KnowRule2: I cant Tel U dis Rule Coz I m following Rule1