A man is born without ailments All the ills are acquired by smoking drinking and logging into Facebook

For Men I love you is a mathematical formula - where I LOVE is a constant and YOU is always a variable

Practice makes man perfect..Then what about woman???Any guess???She is born perfect..!!!Girls rock!!!!

The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW

Simple but true: The person who sends more msgs to all his friends..Is the one who is still single..!!

What is old age? When you start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than romantic reasons

He Broke Her Heart....And she Broke His iphone 4G..............I think We All Know Who Cried HArder...

HAPPyHAPPYHAPPYDont get Confused.Are BabaHAPPY meansH:HAI KOIA:AAPKOP:PALP:PALY:YAAD KARNE WALA.......

A lizard found in Mid-day meal in school in China 15 children injured while fighting for it

A guy was searching how to tackle wife on google, the google replied:-............Even we R searching.

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.~~~~~~..............----------__________""""""""""======Nice na...?? :-P

If People Winked InReal Life,As Much As They Do InTexts....This World Would BeA Pretty Creepy Place ..

Q: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35 000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?

why should planet earth should be protected??ans:coz its the only planet which have girls!!!SAVE EARTH

An Innovative tagline outside a photo studio: We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law