did u know what is mean by MANM=marvelousA=andN=niceand the word WOMAN mean isW=wantedO=otherMAN=man

Alternate Suicide Options: 1 Tell a Woman - She looks fat 2 Argue with Arnab Goswami 3 Join Congress

What would confuse a mentally challenged person? Answer: A pineapple Confused ? I knew you would be

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course,you are an exceptional good liar.

Beggars with plates and Freshers with resume are not allowed inside.. A board in front of IT COMPANY

Why does one get great ideas come when one is in the toilet? Because shit is out of one s system

One beautiful line written on the back of T-Shirt!Great leaders are rare!So i am following myself.!!

What s the difference between a guy who lost everything in Las Vegas and an investment banker? A tie

What is the height of Flirting? It s When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN

WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF POVERTY?WHEN A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IS READY 2 KISS U FOR 2Rs AND YOU HAVE ONLY 1Rs

Alcohol does not make you fat It makes you lean against tables chairs floor walls and ugly people

Heart: I m going on emotional strike I ll no longer produce any feelings without proper compensation

Rajnikanth is so fast that he can lock a drawer and actually throw the key inside before it locks!!!

What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple???......Guess???.....Give it a shot.......MARUTI 800!!!

The fnuny tnihg abuottihs sms is tahteevn tohugh all thewrods are msesed upyou can sitll raed it ...