What is the height of confusion? Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

I love work And if I work it gets finished How can I finish something I love? So I keep it pending

Can t believe after all the shit they have been through they re still together Who?Your bum cheeks

Must work on Gandhi Jayanti; Gandhiji said Work is Workship, and we enjoy holiday on his birthday.

EFFECT OF RECESSION...Sign on d door of a Toilet!......CONSERVE TOILET PAPER!USE BOTH SIDES!!! :-D

Even wildest of animals get goosebumps at the sight of Rajnikanth. Porcupines find him even scary.

The new disaster training code: Whenever Asaram says HARI OM the female devotees should HURRY HOME

Next year u cn buy a pendrive of 1RB,1 RB means...guess?? ? ?? ??1 Rajni byte. (unlimited Storage)

A Message to all the Students:EDUCATION is the door to SUCCESS.........&......COPYING is the KEY..

-=- U L T I M A T E -=-You And Your FeelingsAre Important To YourFriendsTillThey Are Single ... =P

WHAT DOES PAPPU DO AFTER TAKING XEROX? HE COMPARES IT WITH THE ORIGINAL FOR ANY SPELLING MISTAKES.

Wats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?think.think..think...U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

Boyfriend: Why didn t you give me anything for my birthday? Girlfriend: You told me to surprise you

I m on a light diet: I eat in daylight I eat in moonlight And sometimes I eat in refrigerator light

If you don t do stupid things while you re young you ll have nothing to smile about when you re old