What will u find inside a very clean nose like urs?????????????A LOT OF FINGER PRINTS..HAHAHAHA

New year vacation is time off to remind employees that the business can get along without them.

Only open hearts receive love,& only nice person like u receive sms from smart persons like me!

people say that you can`t live without love. but i personally feel. oxygen is more important...

Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania s house has caught fire he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade

Enter PASSWORD to touch my heart; WRONG Password You have touched my feet Anyway God Bless You

HEIGHT OF RECESSION You Swipe The Card BaNk A T M Machine Shows This Message AGEY CHALO BABA

An AccountantIs A PersonWho Looks At A GirlMeasuring36-28-36AndSimply Sayz"100" ... :p

A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wife...and then accepts all her amendments!

My neighbours loved the music so much that when I turned it up they invited the police to listen

Notice in a Punjab Roadways Bus: Eve teasing is an offence Passengers are requested to cooperate

Q: Why are Egyptian children always confused? A: Because after death their DADDY becomes a MUMMY

Fake hair fake nails fake b**bs fake tan fake smile Girl are you sure you weren t made in China?

Great mystery solved : the missing piece of apple in Apple’s Logo was eaten by Rajnikant!!

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