The only man who ever outsmarted Rajinikanth was Stephen Hawking,and he got what he deserved.

Missed Calls is Old Fashion,Now, 1st Time inINDIAIntroducing…Missed message….:p

Rajnikant BoughtTwo Elephants,Two CamelsAndTwo Horses From Zoo ..Why ???????To Play Chess ...

Teacher:Tintu what is the full form of class? Tintumon:C-Come L-Late A-And S-Start S-Sleeping

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Early mornings are great for spending time with the family Sadly it is spoilt by waking us up

On a wall in a ladies room: My husband follows me everywhere Written just below it: I do not

Once God ws in Trouble!!!!So......he started praying!!!!...Oh my Rajinikantoh my Rajinikant!!

My Ex And IHad A StrangeAnd Wonderful Relationship!....SHE Was Strange ...I Was Wonderful ...

Facebook Skype:Now Married People CanCheat Via SkypeWhile Watering Their Crops0n FarmVille ..

Rajnikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar, the beggar is now known as 50 Cent

T h 0 8 - P r 0 v o k i n GIf Hard Work Is TheKey To SUCCESS,I Would RatherPick The Lock. . .

Q: What is the height of optimism? A: Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face

Q :- How do you tell a rose to go to the moon? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A :- Gulab Jamoon.

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.