how sweet is ur pose!how sweet is ur pose!how sweet are ur eyes!see!!!how sweetly I tell lies!

the problem dosent start when a boy look at girlthe real problem startswhena girl looks at boy

Fat people are really lucky they get to eat whatever they want and not worry about getting fat

A Bullet may have your name on it; But a Grenade is addressed to Whomsoever it may Concern

PAINTING: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic

Contrary to popular belief, Rajnikant cannot fly. He just jumps and chooses when to come down.

Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI&SUNAMI ?Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,SUNAMI is Total Wash.!

3 reasons why I m single: 1 I can t date food 2 I can t date myself 3 I can t date the internet

On the rear window of a car: Always drive in such a way that your licence expires before you do

Chuck Norris once met Rajinikanth. The result – He was reduced to a joke on the internet.

Overheard at work: If Oprah Winfrey was married to Prem Chopra she would be called Oprah Chopra

If you want to remove wrinkles pimples face marks the 7 signs of skin-aging try Adobe Photoshop

Embrace change Store coins in a coffee mug You never know when you ll run out of money for bee

Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar has proved that Indians have a habit of completing the targets in March

I am making a list of all things that I ought to do before I die it`s called `Oughttobiography`