Whats the best machine known to engineering students..?...........Think.....Xerox machine..!

What do you call when Alia and Rahul are standing far from each other? JOKES APART

What is the meaning of PyaRthink..........The frnds sitting in BAR n say 2 each other P-YAAR

Give me some Sunshine; Give me some Rain; Give me another Girlfriend; I am single once again

U too foolish yar,F-FaithfulO-OutstandingO-OptimistL-LovingI-IntelligentS-SincereH-Handsome!

Failure Is Not WhenYour GirlFriend LeavesYouIt’s When YouDon’t Try ForHer Siste

Pick any one of these:HammerHandleGunPipeTubeMikeRodStick.......And hit urself with itThanks

2. Construction manager is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Meaning of Indian Traffic Lights Signals: Green: Go slow; Orange: Go fast; Red: Go very fast

Q: Why does beer go through your system so fast? A: It doesn t have to stop to change colou

WHAT IS EDUCATION?Wasting quarter part of life, to learn how to waste balance part of life.-

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Teacher: Why do they refer to nature as a woman? Pappu: Because no one can know its exact age

One of the best msg written on the back of a bike:"GIVE ME LOAN...LEAVE ME ALONE"..

SUCCESS FORMULASleep 8 Hours..Work 8 Hours..&Mak Sure dt dey r Nt d"Same Hours"..!!