Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaste

Only 10 percent of the girlfriends become wives the rest become Passwords

Question Of The YearStudents raat ko Q padhte he?Q?Answar: Qki din me to dhoop padhti hai

GuessThe Minimum AreaWith Maximum Number0f Colour Paints. . . ? ? ?........GIRLS FACE . .

seeing a cockroach on ur bed is nothing actully the real problem starts when it disappers

Why Alexander alias Sikandar defeat the world?.......Rajnikant was not born on that time.

Don t break anyone s heart as there is only one Break bones instead as everybody has 206

I heard that good looks can kill So please don t look at me I don t wanna see you die

My wife treats me like GOD.! Shemakes NO notice of my existence till she wants some thing

When your ex says you ll never find someone like me Are you supposed to say Thank God

If Bill Gate s mother gets bored what will you call her? Take a Guess MOTHER-BOARD

If you like a girl let her go If she comes back it means nobody likes her let her go again

Why are Egyptian Children always confused? Because after death their DADDY becomes a MUMMY

How do you know a man is planning for the future?He buys 2 cases of beer instead of the 1.

Boys go to collegeto develop the mind;girls go to collegeto catch them before this happens