To all the girls who wear a lot of make-up: Take it easy it s a face not a coloring book

To all the girls who wear a lot of make-up: Take it easy it s a face not a coloring book

u know full fom of DARLING ?D = dearA = alwaysR = remembarL = loveI = isN = notG = game

Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven-!bcosthey have already gone through hell-!!

:/Who can shake d moon?:/............CHANDRA-SHAKERevrytime its not rajnikant ...!!!;-).

People who live in glass houses should move out and rent the premises to beautiful women

from where do we actually pray to god from bottom of our heart..?...in examination hall.

Petrol Price Hike: Smart Phone users demand an App to download Petrol from the App Store

Alcohol is like love The first kiss is magic the second is intimate the third is routine

A widow wrote on the tombstone of her husband........Rest in peace - Till We Meet Again.

My mobile is full with rajnikant jokes .......................now i dont need a charger!!

If you sinned 90 times you will be caught forty five times How? Because: SIN 90 = COT 45

Don t ever FART in an Apple store The smell will stay for ages as they don t have Windows

After MS word,Ms excel&Ms power pointmicrosoft Launchnew softwarerelat to cricketMS Dhoni

Alimony: funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried.