November to January - The months of marriages The other nine are devoted to divorcees

Why does Guinness beer have a white head? So that drunks know which end to start from

If potty is Nautures callthen what is afart...?purrr"Nature s missed calls"

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what rajnikanth can do for your country

Sachin to his wife at a romantic sunset point Aila View Anjali: I love you too honey

Empty pockets never held anybody back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.

Probably the worst part about being deaf is that you can only enjoy 50% of your farts

There are some things that money can t buy; And very soon PETROL might be one of them

Dear Smart Phone Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones You piece of shut

When You ReallyWant To Slap Someone,Do It AndSay......,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Mosquito. =

WHAT DID THE BATHTUB SAY TO THE TOILIT (A) I KISS A LOT OF ASS BUT I DONT TAKE NO SHIT

No more tsunamis will occur becauserajnikanth stopped washing his clothes in the ocean

Customer: Do you serve women in this bar? Bartender: No Sir you have to bring your own

When do you knw ur in love?Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan.

And….And….And….The “Rajnikant” award goes to OSCAR!!!