99% of the Girls are beautiful........And the remaining 1% are my clasfellows.....!

Rajnikanth bought a new road roller..Do u know Y.?.........To iron his cloths.! ;-)

When Pope walks with Rajanikanth, People ask “Who is that guy in robe?”

Steve Jobs is now working with God to make iWife: Beauty with brains and Mute button

Funny Line for advice. . !I Always LearnFrom The Mistake Of OthersWho Take My Advice

Forgetful? Can t remember where you put things? There s an app for that somewhere

What s the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don t turn into men when they drink

Instrument engineer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

Teachers Are Like BabiesThey Think,If They ScreamThey Can Get Everything They Want =

My new doctor is a very attractive busty blonde I have now given up on eating apples

wat is d diffrence btwn a magnet n women?Magnet has a positive side.....hehehehe :-D

Early to bed, Early to riseit makes u r girlfrend escape withother guys......Gudmrng

Having a wife is a part of living,But living with wife is called The Art of Living..

The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them

what is rajasthan university???jaipur ki iklauti cheez jo MUNNI se b jyada badnam h.