If two people love each other nothing is impossible Except deciding where to eat

It took a lot of willpower, but finally I have given up trying 2 give up smoking

Shakespeare Said !:.......?...?..nothing To Me !did He say Anything To u...J.S.K

The place colder than Antarctica these days is the side where your quilt ends

Person 1: Finally he stopped smoking Person 2: Oh really? How? Person 1: He died

If drinking Alcohol makes one Alcoholic: Does drinking Fanta makes one Fantastic?

A Chinese kid was born before the due date So his parents named him - Sudden Lee

Dear Girls If a guy pauses his Play Station just to reply to your text marry him

With all the jokes going around about 2013(tera) I am scared to see jokes on 2014

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both You are going to yours and I m going to mine

Q.Wat does 98 stand for in windows 98?.....Ans:number of times it hangs in a day!

- Sixty-five is the age when one acquires sufficient experience to loose his job.

Budget 2012: Coal and LNG exempt from Customs Duty How about a barbecue tonight?

India is running on trial and error Error was Congress and now trial will be BJP

Banta: What do you call a calf after it`s six months old? Santa: Seven months old