Rajdhani express came to a sudden hault!!because rajni was crossing the road...

Mobile phones are the 2nd best thing used 4 gossips WOMEN still are ranked 1st

If you really resemble the picture on your ID, you are not fit enough to travel

FACEBOOK Needs NowAnother Relationship Type:.............Domestic Incarceration

Can a girl Make u a MillionaireYes....*Conditions apply U must be a Billionaire

On an old man s shirt: I am not 60 yrs old I am sweet 16 with 44 yrs experience

I will be forever in your debt if you would just loan me one million US Dollars

When a man hasn t anything on earth to worry about he goes off and gets married

If you are Sleepless, restless, lost, sad, confused, Congratulation U R in Love

Why women live a better longer a peaceful life? Because women don t have a wife

Middle age to men is when their age meets their waist size.Right in the middle.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccchhiXcuse me ..Sorry to disturbU plz cary on with ur work.

any girl can be glamorous,all u have to do is.......stand still nd look stupid!

If the great Wall of China was in India we would have the world s longest urinal

When Raj Thackeray and Uddhav Thackeray were kids were they called Bal Thackeray