Dear Mario I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend you owe me

Lady: Is this milk fresh? Shop Attendant: Ma m three hours ago it was grass

Just because you can t dance that doesn t mean you shouldn t dance Alcohol

I don t care what people think of me at least mosquitoes find me attractive

Modern Statement: Save a Girl child else your son will be forced to be a gay

Rajni was shot with a bullet. The next day it was the bullet’s funeral

Advertisement in a shop.Guitar, for sale: Cheap� no strings attached.

Scientists have found ice & water on moonwe just need to take scotch with us

I hereby nominate my Ex and Ex parents to do the Hot Boiling Water Challenge

pleasegve me aKKiKisKissKissan jam,so that i can enjoymy breakfast tomorrow!

Q: Why do all Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper? A: Because they need a map

Not taking Standard and Poor s seriously until they downgrade Ke ha to Ke?ha

IGNORE IF U R MARRIED........Baki sab ke liye..,..HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY..!!

If CHOCOLATES WereVEGETABLES,I Will Be The HealthiestPerson 0f The World ...

Warning to all wives: If you don t treat your husband well someone else will