Twitter: The only place where you get excited when a stranger follows you

Girls are like internet domain names...the ones I like are already taken.

Once Bill Gates went to Rajnikant. For what? To ask for DVD of Windows 8.

There are two things men really want women to do in a hurry.Dress&Undress!

Man 1: Shall we have a friendly game of cards? Man 2: No let s play bridge

Think twice before you speak you d be able to say something more Insulting

I don t under stand why people go to GYM everything over there is so heavy

Routine of Holidays: Sleep till you are hungry; Eat till you are sleepy

What We Get After Watching The Film Bodyguard...?.........A New Ringtone..

When I say I miss school I mean my friends and the fun And not the school

Past brings tears,future brings fear,so live in present&drink chiled bear.

love is life but luv ur own wife or she vl get a knife n cut ur whole life

I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back Nice Ass

I cried that I had no shoes until I saw the man who stole it Then he cried

EX means: Thanks for the EXperience Our time has EXpired Now EXit my life