Television is called a medium because it is neither rare nor well done

Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only one”

With The New Iphone 5,You Can Take Under Water Pictures.........Once =

Why are Pathans the best watchmen? Bcoz they sniff (naswaar) like dogs

I ll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly

Rocky never challanged the one man who can defeat him… Rajnikant

Hard fact: A boy with Samsung and girl with iPhone can never be friends

Rajnikant Bcom Accounting Answr Paper is Termed as ACCOUNTING STANDARDS

Why Osama isn’t caught? Well!! Rajnikanth isn’t interested.

The secret of the patience is......to do something else in mean time-:)

Sleep is my drug; My bed is my dealer; And my alarm clock is the police

whales live in deep oceans....because they know rajini lives on land :D

Math: Only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why

Lord let me be as happy to come to work on a Monday as I am on a Friday

Dear Olive Oil You re a dirty whore Sincerely Extra-Virgin Olive Oil